maneki-niko-luckycat!

Mrrrrrpt!!!!!!!!<33333

Sat, 14 Jan 2006 18:37:00 GMT

mmmroooWWW Biotchas!!! better what turn that heater thing what kips it warm on my ass UP! prrrrpT!

Wed, 12 Mar 2003 10:31:16 GMT

**mrrup! mrrrow. brrrrt ! mmmrap. mmmrow miau miu miu miu mrrrorow!**

i forgots i hads on of deese until i came into the back room where the glowing box iz and jumps up in the windows to kill the damm skirls what come up to the window and triffle with us.

did mommies tell you we haves a DOG?!!! dats right about a yr ago a DOG.

i did not believes in DOG befo then but i says DOG is real and fluffy lak me. but not whites. it's all colors. you should beleeves in DOG too before DOG come down from heabin and prooves to you DOG is real.

DOG is real stoooopid.

i smacked its ass a couple times an it never ets my foods now.

im gonna sit on the poach now and waits for the trashes to come. all the alley cats come runnings out and i sing from the balkunny like goddamn EVITA!!!!!!!

the froots of my laburrs

Fri, 04 Jan 2002 13:55:46 GMT

and now you see your little world still white after yesterday's and that day's yesterdays SHNOW!

mama took me on a great adventure clinging like a temple monkey to her babushka. no snow on my dellycat pink pawz no! we walks up to ptree skreet like ho's at seven am.

daddy is laffin at me. but he dont laff so hard as when my babydaddy show daddy mama's crazy baby niko comics with the bar bitch uate sisters.

mrrrrrrrrrrrowwwwwwwww! mia miaow!strays kitty go away. i gots it warm in here and white out dere. 6 inches of pure white. jus for you.

i loves me space heater. all of space is now warm and white what can i cuddle in your assssss?

mrrrrp

mmmmrrroowwwwp!

Wed, 17 Jan 2001 03:07:42 GMT

mmrrpppt! mmrow. mmmeow? mrrrow meoowww. mrap!bbrpt! miaou...mew! mrow.

**daddy boughts me gummy pokemons today. dey for catmommy reallys but i hads to eat jus one. so chewy like mouse cartilliges. so silly and fruity like smell of cattoy. i very tired now despite sugar rush. must sleep and dream of home puff.**

my mewlennum

Sun, 31 Dec 2000 22:56:44 GMT

mrow mmmrrr. mrpw! meo! meoooooooooowwwwrooorororw!

*the fuzzy peoples of my planit lets you all ruin the damn unnyverse for tins of thousinds of years. nows its our turns.

looks at that fluffy whiteness covering the skreets of nyc? dont it looks prettiers now? like my lovely white ass. lots of angora fur everywheres.

soons my plans will covers the plannit!

yeeeeeeah!

catnip!

Mon, 25 Dec 2000 08:27:00 GMT

mrrow!! mrpt...meeeeooow! mrrowpt! mmpmm. MROW!
**CATNIPS!!! i loves this stuff. what come in red velvets pillows. i smells it and WHAP! roll roll roll on floor. go kill somethin. roll again. meow!
look for MORE catnips. yeeeeeaaah. dis is da good shit.**

my plan is at hand:

Wed, 20 Dec 2000 01:40:17 GMT

**MMROW!MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOW<<<MRRROPPPT! bbrpt! MROW?MIAAAAAAAAAAAAOU!!! mimimichpppptbrrhiss! mrow! meow! mew...mi mi aooooow!MRRPT! BBmmprrrtt!MRW!!mrpw!!** **do you sees dis great white fluffy snowstuff on de ground? waits to you sees my handiworks in de spring, when for i starts to SHEDS! will be much greater white than this. big tail fluff hairs heres, little kinki belly hairs deres, what like a blizzard-hurricane. doesnt ya sad, angry little world looks sose much betters whin its covered with white fluff??? sooon, tiki hair will be everywheres. but in the meantimes,keeps your big warm lappy close by coz my delicate ass needs your insulations. yeeeeah.**

bedtime stories

Sat, 16 Dec 2000 16:02:08 GMT

mrrpt! mrow, miew...mrow mor. miay, miow...mi. bbrpt! mmrp. mrow, meow? mrrow. mmrow mmirou, mew. mmrow...mrrpt bbrrr. pppt. mrowpt!

**i kin curls up intos a balls so tights no cold kin penetrates my luvlee white ass. i have these what extry long hairs puffing out my otha fluffs like jellyfish tennickles. i sleeps on butt, is a butt-monkey what daddy calls me. but somedays i need my own privacies and like to sleeps on big pink fluffy thing, or big white fluffy thing like my mommy in jail, or little white not so fluffy thing. YEA! you heard me,,,my mommmy was in jail and so was i! she died but i busteds out with my cuteness and mintel allures. so dont fuck with me or i'll bust you down. biotch!

cold ass biotch

Thu, 14 Dec 2000 04:14:03 GMT

mrrm...bbbrrrrPT! hisss mrow?miaOWWowwwwowwww! mrpt.blptttmrrr. prrrr.prrr.bbrt. Mao!miaow!

**what the hell is dis? so cold, an someone muffathucker poured 9million gallons of bleach downstairs? it smell like hell in here. so daddy open windoes.so i can sneek my neko-niko ass out of the house and git some alleycat akshun! yeeeeeeah i kill that what fat ass tigre cat who try to sing to me but what do i keer? i's white and im DEAF! dont make me open my can of Turkish whipass on yo sorry striped self.
bioooooooooootchhhhhhhhh!**

hauntings

Thu, 14 Dec 2000 04:12:46 GMT

as a child i feared the devil. i would crouch in fear at the thought of the earth swallowing me up whole, dragging me to some horrible plane. as i grew older and learned more about the catholic faith by which i was raised, a greater fear came over me: it was not the devil i feared. rather i pitied the devil, victim of a jealous angel, and his eternal punishment to lead the damned and to challenge the free will of the living. but what was beneath the ground? what was in that dark shadow hovering an inch beside my bed?what was that voice barely a voice whispering while i drove alone through desolate nw ga dirt roads midnight in februaries long gone?

my early life lacked a large enough tabula rasa--the remains of some decadent supper were left to moulder and stain the white marble slab.

the edifice and artifice fall away......

i knows its a trick

Fri, 08 Dec 2000 02:51:08 GMT

mrrrpt. mrow? mi mi mreou....mppprt brrt. mmrrrew miaow! mew....mio mio mrow mrow. MEOW! miau....mreouw. brrpt! pht!

*sose thems gits homes an my daddy unrap dis napkin look lak sumthin he spit up at the table and pulls this pink slime stuff out an lay it on *my* goddam couch. i sez, what the hell is you thinking? den mommy she git a Tuna Treet (which is these nice lil heartshaped catty treats made by purina?)an lay it down next to da slime which they purport to be "tuna su-shit"

i looks at the luvlee tuna treet-- so tan, so preshaped, so chock full of ash and chikkin byproducts, so yummy.

i looks at dis pink slime what come out of daddys napkin. is cold, is slimey, is smells bad.

i eats the tuna treet.

i knows dis was a trick. im not sure what the trick was, but it was a trick cos mommy and daddy were laffin.

dats ok, i eat their nasty ass slime den i will barf it up whens dey asleeps yeeeeah.**

it is betta 2B furred than fluffed--nikovelli

Thu, 07 Dec 2000 03:05:02 GMT

i lookt for mousie cheezcake an flats sum purple sums pink sums grey lik theys daddy sums white lik my ass. but no mousie so mommy tries to gib me some fluff ball shit what the hell iz dat sum bug eyed big foot thing but it dont have ears so i likes it cuz we def. mommy give me buddha water an that chefblenz so it ok. daddylap good too but he take too long in the damn bathtub. jus like my real daddy who's ass is off in the city with some grey fluffhobiotch who dont know no betta than to mess up the carpit. but i kill it with my claws cos im the baddest chick. yeeeah. that blue aint rite until i make it white. winnterz almust over and i got to shed one of these days. then you'll seee.

the tao of tikki

Tue, 05 Dec 2000 23:50:45 GMT

MRMOW!mrrpp mew......mia miammmrow. mrow mieuw mrwp mrwp mrwp. pppbbrpt! mia mai merouw. mreowwow.mew mirrrpt!

**daddy is giten fish for me. nots the goldiefishes. they make shadows for me. SHADOZ!i hed this shadOW ones, an it chessed me, but my tail is bigger, so i killt it. lik on the maddress. was pink. WHAP!**

hate and love

Tue, 05 Dec 2000 00:48:27 GMT

meeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooowowowowow! mrow!meeuw! mi...miaou? mrow!mew mew mew mi mioooou!

**hello kitty would kill fo my fluff. that bighaided biotchette dont have no eyes just dots? DOT!! make laser dot! i love laser doT!i see lots of colors but infrared is the one i like the best.**

starbeest register

Mon, 04 Dec 2000 03:55:48 GMT

mrow? meeeeow. mrrrrow. brrrrt mrow!meeeROWWWWowowow. wrrrpt! brrpt!
prlllt!miew....

**fishies asleep. white fluff mommy warm for my puffbutt. So so deaf. neeki skeered. night terrors.ah kill you little bugstuff.**